Friday, December 19, 2008

Best Christmas Mix - The Deuce

I apologize for the delay in posting the second part of my mix. I could say I was trying to give you time to truly experience the first part, but I just got caught up working on some other projects and didn’t find the time for this. But now I have the time, so here’s the track by track for part number two.

Best Christmas Mix – The Deuce

1. “Joy to the World” – The Mistletoe Disco Band. Joy is the key word in this arrangement. It’s just the perfect amount of strings and horns to keep me happy indefinitely. I especially love the repeating outro.

2. “Merry Christmas Everybody” – Rooney. This is just an excellent Christmas rock song. Pretty straightforward and fun. Need I say more?

3. “O Come, O Come Emanuel” – Sufjan Stevens. Sufjan is back with his banjo – there definitely isn’t enough banjo outside of bluegrass tunes. This is both a beautiful and harrowing song; I think it captures the bleakness and cold of winter while still conveying the beauty and hope born of Christ. I love the harmonies as Sufjan sings, “Rejoice.”

4. “Greensleeves” – Vince Guaraldi Trio. This song comes from the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack. I love this smooth, unhurried, and simple jazz arrangement.

5. “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” – Aimee Mann. Mann is back with this fun arrangement. While her voice is most prominent in the mix, there’s a lot of cool stuff going on with the instrumentation. Sleigh bells, horns, xylophone, etc. I love the electric guitar that comes in around the 1:00 mark of the song. It’s not very prominent, but I really dig the rhythm the guitarist lays down. A really solid arrangement.

6. “We Three Kings of Orient Are” – Sufjan Stevens. I promise that Sufjan does has songs on his Christmas albums that aren’t slow and quiet, but the songs I’ve chosen for this mix really stand out. He infuses the songs with serene beauty that I cannot deny.

7. “Deck the Halls” – The Soulful Strings. This is another one of my favorite finds of the holiday season, mainly because of the song’s unexpected key changes. It starts in the typical major key, but it doesn’t take long for things to change. I always have these strange images in my head of a Christmas movie that would use this music. Scenes with prisoners, orphans, and lonely drunkards all come to mind listening to this track, not exactly the stuff the season is made of. But if I were to try and justify the inclusion of this song for reasons other than its sheer awesomeness, I would say that it conveys a side of Christmas that is kept out of sight. We might cherish the happiness and warmth of the holiday season, but not everyone is as fortunate. Like we learn in Gremlins, a lot of people have depressing and/or traumatic experiences associated with Christmas. We should be mindful of them too.

8. “Jingle Bell Disco Rock” – Disco Beat. I’ve found that there aren’t many exciting, unique, and good variations to the classic Jingle Bells tune. This is one of them. It’s just fun all-around.

9. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – Impressions. Impressions return with another track from Funky Christmas. This isn’t as stirring as their “Silent Night,” but is still a very solid track. I dig the bass and wish both it and the drums were a little more prominent in the mix – though probably only because it would make it more danceable. And who doesn’t dream of throwing a Christmas dance party?

10. “Carol of the Bells” – Celtic Woman. This is a very solid traditional arrangement of this classic. There balance between the vocals and instrumentation is perfect, and the combined effect is quite dramatic. This is one of my favorite carols, and this arrangement is fantastic.

11. “Medley: Hark the Herald Angels Sing / O Come, All Ye Faithful” – John Fahey. I felt like I needed to include another Fahey track in this mix. Here’s one that ought to make you yearn for all those Christmases on the farm. This just makes me happy.

12. “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” – Willis Jackson. This man can play a saxomaphone (Simpsons allusion, anyone?). There’s a joy in listening to someone so obviously talented lay down a track like this. Nothing else in the song has to be remarkable in the least when there is one gifted musician leading the way.

13. “Once in Royal David’s City” – Sufjan Stevens. This is one of those neglected Christmas hymns in the LDS hymnbook, along with songs like “Ring Out, Wild Bells” among others. Sufjan puts his stamp on this one, and I happen to like it a lot.

14. “Winter Wonderland” – The Mistletoe Disco Band. I love the bass in this song. Give me a funky bass line, and I will be happy. It’s a shame it’s so low in the mix. If only I knew how to remix stuff. I would turn this into the ultimate Christmas groove.

15. “Away in a Manger” – Ray Brown and Deedee Bridgewater. I felt like I needed to include this classic carol, and this was the best version I could find among my Christmas music collection. It’s simple and beautiful and picks up as the songs goes on. Jazzy Christmas music might be my second favorite style after disco/funk Christmas songs.

16. “Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing” – Sufjan Stevens. Okay, so this doesn’t fall under the heading of what you would consider a traditional Christmas song, but it’s about Christ and that should make it especially appropriate for the Christmas season. If that’s not enough for you, too bad. This is a beautiful song. It’s amazing what can be done with a few people singing and playing instruments. Music really is incredible, and this is quite the track, if I may say so.

17. “There are Much Worse Things to Believe In” – Steven Colbert and Elvis Costello. This is my second favorite track from the Colbert Christmas special. It’s a nice little song with a good melody and some great lyrics. I laugh every time I hear Costello singing about the “beastman giving toys for good behavior.” If this television gig doesn’t pan out for Colbert, he might have a future in music.

18. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – Chris Martin (of Coldplay). This is a very nice and simple arrangement, nothing fancy going on here, just a man sitting down at a piano. I decided to close the mix with this peaceful number, hoping to leave everyone with these seasons greetings and my own hope that everyone will have a merry Christmas wherever they may be.

Enjoy the mix for the next week or so. Groundhog Day is coming.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Best Christmas Mix - Part One

Contrary to what some of you might believe, I love Christmas. I love it so much that I refuse to degrade its proper celebration by overlooking or under-celebrating Thanksgiving. I can see how some may have seen my defense of Thanksgiving and anti-premature Christmas stance as Scrooge-esque, but let me assure you, Christmas holds a very special place in my heart. I have very fond memories of Christmas and the holiday season. I remember one night, when I was probably five or six, looking out the window by my bed on the top bunk, watching large white snowflakes falling silently to the ground, shining in and reflecting the yellow glow of the back porch light. I watched the snow fall for some time, mesmerized by the sight. I can remember getting my first walkman and later my first discman. There were ninja turtles for many years, domino rally sets, remote controlled cars, etc. I cherish my family Christmas traditions: reading the story of Christ’s birth on Christmas Eve, opening the family gift (every year a new board game) and then playing the game with my family, the awesome homemade advent calendar, and so on.

As a college student, it became more difficult to really get into the Christmas spirit. The end of the semester and the subsequent finals required all my attention, at least that’s how it seemed then. Once finals were over, I could think about Christmas, and that usually meant scrambling to purchase gifts once I finally had the time. These last two years I have spent more time utilizing one aspect of Christmas to get me into the proper spirit, and that has been Christmas music. Rather than listen to the same recordings that everyone seems to listen to, I have searched the internet for new arrangements by artists in various genres. This search has been very fruitful, though I have found an equal amount of mediocre and sometimes painful songs to go along with the amazing songs and arrangements. While I have a special place for the songs that are so-bad-they’re-good, I’m going to focus on the songs I like the most. Some songs appear twice on the mix, but the arrangements are so different that I had no qualms about including them. I have put together a two part compilation, thirty-six of my favorite Christmas songs, and made them available for download. I thought I’d go through the mix track by track and write a few things about each song and why I chose it for my mix.

(I hope anyone at all interested in these songs will feel free to download the mixes. You will need a program to unzip them, but programs like Winrar or Winzip are available for free. If you need any assistance figuring these out, let me know and I’ll do everything I can to make sure you can listen to these awesome songs).

Best Christmas Mix

1. “Goin’ Up to Bethlehem” – Bob Rivers. My roommate Joel found a whole boatload of Christmas parody songs by this Bob Rivers guy. He takes popular songs and changes the lyrics while retaining the original instrumentation and vocal melody. This is by far the best of the parodies, and uses Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Around the Bend.” Just a great rocking Christmas song, of which there are very few. My favorite part of the song comes when he sings, “Hallelujah!” Perfect.

2. “Jingle Bells” – The Soulful Strings. This is the first of a few tracks by this perfectly-named group. Their approach to this familiar classic is different enough to make it memorable. I really dig the sound, especially the embellishment of the song’s main melody.

3. “Joy to the World” – Sufjan Stevens. Sufjan Stevens has released three discs of Christmas music, and there are a lot of great songs on those discs. In fact, he has the most tracks of any one artist on these mixes. This rendition of “Joy to the World” is pretty simple. Just guitar and voices. Some really beautiful harmonies going on.

4. “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” – Oscar Peterson. This is one of my favorite Christmas songs, and I like Peterson’s jazz interpretation a lot. It’s just smooth. Dim the lights, lean back in your chair, nod your head to the beat, and enjoy this one.

5. “Sleigh Ride” – The Mistletoe Disco Band. The album this song is found on was probably my greatest discovery this year. Anyone familiar with my musical tastes knows that I have a large soft spot for disco in my heart. How could you go wrong mixing disco and Christmas? Well, it’s not impossible – I did find one terrible Christmas disco album, but the two awesome albums I found more than rectify things. This rendition of “Sleigh Ride” just makes me want to jump in a conga line and shake my thang. I dare you not to smile while listening to this.

6. “Little Drummer Boy” – The Soulful Strings. They return with Dwight Schrute’s favorite Christmas carol. Once again, another unique, cool, and smooth arrangement of a Christmas classic.

7. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – Willis Jackson. This cut comes from a compilation entitled Funky Christmas. It was love at first listen when I found this album. This rendition foregoes the traditional slow and somber feel of the song and gives it some forward momentum. I love the saxophone tackling the melody.

8. “Last Christmas” – Jimmy Eat World. I can overlook the fact that this song was on a compilation for the TV show The OC because Jimmy Eat World was one of my favorite bands when I was a teenager, and their show in Salt Lake in 1999 was my first rock concert. This is the first non-parody original Christmas song to make the mix. It’s a catchy pop song, what can I say?

9. “Christmastime” – Aimee Mann. If you enjoy this song, I recommend you look up (or ask me to hook you up) with Mann’s Christmas album, Another Drifter in the Snow. It’s all good. This is a pretty somber, melancholic tune, but I enjoy it a lot. Mann’s clear voice fits perfectly with the instrumentation.

10. “Mary’s Little Boy Chile” – The De Paur Christmas. This song comes from an album entitled Calypso Christmas, and it’s a fun little tune. When the bleak and frigid winter gets to be too much, add a little Caribbean flavor to your Christmas.

11. “Nutmeg” – John Legend and Stephen Colbert. Disclaimer: I like this song more than I should. The music is just perfect for this R&B tribute to nutmeg. The groove is so tight that I can’t help but love this song. And it’s freaking hilarious, though its innuendos may be a bit too spicey for some of you out there. You’ll be okay if you take everything sung in the most literal way possible. Last year it was Colbert’s book I am America and So Can You that cracked me up during the holidays; this year it’s his Christmas special with songs like “Nutmeg.”

12. “Sister Winter” – Sufjan Stevens. Sufjan is back with an original Christmas tune. It’s pretty stark and chilling. I love the sparse instrumentation and the strings that enter during the interlude between the chorus and verses. The song builds gradually from its sparse and bleak beginning to the very full and rich sound of the song’s climax. I absolutely love this song and listen to it throughout the year.

13. “Silver Bells” – The Mistletoe Disco Band. More Christmas disco with this fun rendition of “Silver Bells.” I love the faux-seriousness of the song at times, particularly with the strings. They’re trying to make Christmas all dramatic and whatnot, but then they kick in the disco and the female vocals – don’t miss the awesome bass throughout the song – and you’re on your way to Funkytown.

14. “Breath of Heaven (Mary’s Song)” – Amy Grant. This is a very serious and beautiful song that I have always enjoyed. I first heard it years ago when my mother purchased Amy Grant’s Christmas album. It’s a simple song, not much besides Grant’s voice and piano, but it works perfectly.

15. “Carol of the Bells” – John Fahey. I acquired this album last year but never really got around to giving it a proper listen. I nearly repeated the act this year, but my ipod randomly played this track and I was astounded. Fahey is an incredible guitarist, and this is a great recording. As a guitar-lover, I’m amazed every time I listen to this master.

16. “O Holy Night” – Celtic Woman. I do have one version of this song that blows my mind every time I hear it, but I’m reserving that one for a special list. This track, however, is great for all the right reasons. I love this carol, and these women do it all the justice it deserves.

17. “What Child is this Anyway?” – Sufjan Stevens. Sufjan is back with his take on this carol. I haven’t found many versions of this song on the many Christmas albums I’ve come across. Sufjan’s take plods along for nearly seven minutes. I love the way the song switches from just Sufjan and his banjo to denser textures, and he just continues to add layer upon layer of sound.

18. “Silent Night” – Impressions. This is my favorite cut from Funky Christmas. This is definitely the standout track from the album. It has the sound of a Southern gospel choir, and I would give anything to have seen this group perform their arrangement of this classic Christmas hymn. There are so many things I love about this song: the tone of the lead singer’s voice, the part where the bass plays a descending riff, the build up to the climax of the song, and the two-minute repeating outro where the soul and funk really comes out. Definitely the find of my Christmas season, even surpassing the Christmas disco albums. This song brings the house down and was the only fitting way I could finish off the first part of my mix.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

True Blue Week: T-to-the-hursday

So while listening to sports radio today I was forced to listen to an atrocious statement. Kyle Gunther, former Utah offensive lineman, said that it was garbage how BYU stole the last two games when Utah played better in each game. I chortled (yes, chortled) aloud when I heard that. Maybe he had a different view down on the field, but from where I watched both of those games, I could have sworn the better team won.

Let's dig in. In 2006, the game was more or less evenly played; BYU just played a little better and won in an incredible manner. The first quarter had the makings of a good 1980's style blowout as BYU jumped to a 14-0 lead. Things changed in the second quarter, and not necessarily because the Utes did anything right. While still holding a two touchdown lead, BYU was forced to punt. After the ball left the punter's foot, a Utah defender flew into his leg. The kicker went down and limped off the field afterwards. Did the referee throw the flag? Not at all. Could the referee have hit the Utah player for roughing the kicker? Yes, he could have. Okay, that's a break for Utah. Not too long after that, Utah saw their own drive stall near the fifty yard-line. They called a fake punt on fourth down, and as Louis Sakoda ran the ball past the unprepared defensive front, the nearest BYU player in pursuit was clearly pushed in the back and taken out of the play. Was the terribly obvious penalty called? No. Would things have turned out differently if it were? Most likely. Those two missed calls helped Utah take the momentum away from the Cougars as they fought back.

The Utes won the third quarter as well. In their credit, their defense, once momentum had switched, seemed to have the Cougars' number. We couldn't do anything right in those quarters. Thankfully, close football games are decided in the fourth quarter. Utah didn't play poorly in the fourth, but BYU once again put together a great quarter and an amazing final drive to win the game. When it all came down to it, the better team won the game. Utah played well for two quarters, but BYU also played well for two quarters. However, playing well for BYU meant something different than Utah's playing well, and that difference is the reason we won and Utah lost. Give me a break, Gunther.

The 2007 teams were perhaps more evenly matched, but Utah did not dominate that game. In fact, the only time they were leading was after they scored late in the fourth quarter. BYU left a lot of points on the field in that game. Imagine if the three field goals we scored had been touchdowns. By the time Bryan Johnson finally engineered a touchdown drive, the score would have been 21-10 with just a few minutes to go. The game would have been out of reach for Utah at that point. The Utes were lucky to have even been in a position to take a lead at that point. Then there's the famous 4th-and-18. Weak teams do not make plays like that against better opponents. I've watched a lot of college football, and when teams that are supposed to lose on paper are in situations like 4th and 18, they usually collapse in on themselves. Why then, if Utah were such a better team, did they let Austin Collie get wide open at the worst possible moment?

Good teams find ways to win, even when it looks like they're goners. That is what BYU did - twice. If Utah were the better team in either of those two games, why did they lose both of them? The better team emerged victorious. Case closed. I realize that Gunther was probably just trying to get a rise out of BYU fans when he said that. I'd like to believe him more intelligent than that. Then again. We all know where he went to school...

BYU Football Memory#4:
All I need to say is this: 4th-and-18. But I will say more.

It was a beautiful afternoon in late-November. I was sitting on the seventh row in the south end zone. It was the fourth quarter, and BYU was down 10-9. Utah had just scored and there wasn't much time left. Before Utah scored, Harvey Unga had dropped an easy pass with a clear lane to the end zone. It had happened in our end zone, and we were all dying when he dropped it. Then Utah scored and things started to seem bleak. I guarantee that every BYU fan in the stadium had the 2006 final drive in mind when we got the ball back after Utah's go-ahead touchdown. But then our drive never got going. We lost 8 yards on first down when Hall was stripped of the ball and fell on top of it. On second down Hall's pass to Pitta was incomplete. Then on third down, the toss to Pitta was nearly intercepted. Thus, we found ourselves in dire straits. It was fourth down and a long eighteen yards to the first down. If I were a Utah fan, this is exactly where I would have wanted to have BYU.

There was a palpable tension in the stadium. The Utah fans were noisy, anxious to relive their 2005 victory in Lavell Edwards Stadium. I was incredibly nervous when the offense lined up for the play. We were already conference champions, but losing to Utah would taint everything we had accomplished that season. I had no idea how the play would go down, but I was hoping that somehow we would pick up the first down. I watched as Hall took the snap and the Utah pass rush collapsed the pocket. I was relieved when Hall was able to escape the pressure and roll to his right. As soon as he rolled right, I knew where the ball was going. I yelled out "Collie" just as Max threw the ball, and everyone's attention turned to the wide open Austin Collie. Somehow he had slipped behind the defense and Hall, playing with a recently separated shoulder, was able to throw the ball deep enough. 49 yards down field we had a first down, and everyone knew how the game would turn out. With a play like that, how could we not continue marching down field and win the game? The stadium was incredibly loud after that play. It seemed everyone of the tens of thousands of BYU fans were jumping up and down for joy. It was incredible. The volume and intensity of the cheering was greater than anything I had experienced up to that point. Later, when Unga destroyed the Utah defense and ran over people en route to an eleven yard touchdown run, things got pretty loud. Probably as loud as after the 4th-and-18 play, but by the time Unga scored, we could all sense it was coming. My dream of rushing the field at Lavell Edwards Stadium was fulfilled once the final desperation toss into the end zone was batted down. This might sound tacky to those who don't possess the same love of sports and competition, but at that moment, I was about as happy as I could possibly be. Those of you who do understand it, and are Cougar fans, probably felt the same way. The sheer elation paled only to what happened in the 2006 game. But the 2007 victory was definitely one I will always remember. People will continue to talk about the 4th-and-18 for a very long time, and I can proudly say, "I was there."

Boo yah. Here's a link to a sweet Youtube video with highlights from the game.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

True Blue Week: Wednesday

I spent a good part of my day listening to sports radio on the internet, specifically 1280 a.m. here in Utah. Of course, the biggest topic of discussion was the upcoming Holy War. Besides listening to the on-air personalities discuss various issues surrounding the game, I was also able to listen to interviews conducted earlier in the week with current and former Cougars and Utes. Brian Johnson and Urban Meyer were the biggest names from the Ute side while former Cougar greats like John Beck, Bryan Kehl, and Reno Maho shared their insights. I particularly enjoyed listening to Beck and Kehl, but what caught my attention most the entire time I was listening to the station was how eager the on-air guys were to get a player to say something outrageous, the whole bulletin-board material thing. Most of the interviewees, especially the current players interviewed like Dennis Pitta and Jan Jorgensen, were too smart to fall into that trap.

I know as a competitive person, especially with athletics, that if someone talks trash, it fires me up. I want nothing more than to silence that person by making them look bad. This usually happens most when I play soccer; it happened a lot in high school and even occasionally takes place in intramurals.

Example: while playing an indoor co-ed soccer game nearly two years ago, players on the other team were continually mocking us and talking trash despite the fact that they were losing. We scored another goal with about twenty seconds left in the game. On the ensuing kickoff their goalie game out of the box so they could try and assert a numerical advantage and score a goal before the clock ran down. Unfortunately for them, they misplayed a ball back to the goalie just outside of the circle at midfield. I was able to get to the ball before anyone on their team, and out of that increased competitiveness and spite generated by their constant trash-talking, I put the ball into the open net just as time ran out. And I celebrated the goal and our victory loudly.

Back to football. Both teams seem so afraid of providing the other team any extra motivation that they refuse to say anything that might be construed in any way as trash-talking. I can understand the coaches' motives in training their players to do this. As fans, it seems we want the trash-talk no matter what. Players and coaches alike frequently comment on how the violent hatred of the rivalry exists mainly amongst fans. The players who view it as the end-all game of the year most likely grew up in the rivalry as fans and have that lingering fan hatred for the other team.

I'll admit to having engaged in a good number of "Utah sucks" conversations in my life, most probably while as a teenager, but my interaction with Ute fans has become far more civil since high school. I still don't like the Utes, nor do I cheer for them when they're not playing BYU, but I don't hate the teams. It's always the fans' behavior that enrages me most. I know I can be an annoying BYU fan as much as anyone else, and I probably enjoy gloating in our victories too much, but at least I don't verbally or physically abuse opposing teams' fans. That's going too far, and hopefully nothing of the sort takes place on Saturday. I'm lucky that I won't have to watch Saturday's game with any Ute fans. Win or lose, I don't want them around at all that day - or the entire weekend to be honest.

BYU Football Memory #3:
I watched the 2006 Las Vegas Bowl in which BYU trounced Oregon 38-8 from the comforts of my parents' home in Vernal. My joy was incomplete because I felt I should have been at the game. I'd attended the 2005 Las Vegas Bowl against Cal and wanted desperately to acquire tickets to the game in 2006. Unfortunately, I was just a lowly BYU student. Of the many tickets allotted to BYU, a tiny number (I heard a figure around 500, though the actual number was likely a little higher) of tickets were made available to students. Both my sister and I tried to acquire tickets to no avail, thanks to the ridiculous system set up by the Ticketing Department. I was furious and heartbroken at the same time. It was painful to see the Cougs destroy the Ducks, and my pain was greatest when the students stormed the field and celebrated. I wanted so badly to be there. I felt deprived of what should have been a great moment in my personal history with BYU football.

I wasn't going to let anything like that happen in 2007. I went out of my way to get tickets, and it actually wasn't all that difficult. In fact, I ended up with more tickets than I really needed. I tried to get family members to go, but prior engagements made that impossible. I then turned to my main man Justin and was able to offer the tickets to him, his wife, and other members of his family. We made the trip to Vegas to see the Cougs take on the UCLA Bruins in a rematch of an earlier game we lost to UCLA that season. It was a low-scoring game, something that doesn't usually work in our favor, and to my chagrin, UCLA, losing by only one point, began driving the ball down the field. All they needed was to get in field goal range. Well, it didn't take too much for them to get there. BYU fans all around us where getting up and leaving, convinced that the Bruins' kicker would easily make a field goal from such a short distance. I've never left a game early and that wasn't going to be the first, even if it was going to end terribly. I turned to Justin and told him, "I don't know how, but we have to block this kick." It was the only way for us to win. The teams lined up for the final play, and I was too nervous. Our seats were in the south end zone, exactly where the ball would soon be flying. The thought of seeing the ball soar through the uprights directly in front of us anguished me.

The ball was snapped, the holder caught the snap and put it on the ground, and the kicker advanced toward it. I watched him hit the ball and then I waited. I saw the ball go up but then it sputtered and flailed before falling short of the goalpost. I couldn't believe what I had just seen. I turned to Justin and we looked at one another in disbelief. Then I turned back to look at the officials who were waving their arms back and forth to signal that the kick was "no good." Everyone who stayed to watch the final agonizing nail in our coffin (all the BYU fans at least) was suddenly elated beyond measure. Everyone was jumping and yelling and celebrating the improbably blocked-kick to win the game 17-16. I turned to Justin and told him that we had to rush the field. Then before really getting a reply from him, I took off down the stands towards the field. I was soon out on the field jumping around and celebrating with strangers and basking in the moment. It was a glorious finish to a very good season, and I felt, in some way, that justice had been served and the painful memories of missing the 2006 game began to fade (though I still feel I should have been there).

The ending to this game definitely makes my list of Top 5 endings of BYU football games, especially those I've attended.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

True Blue Week: the Second 24 Hour Period

I believe that the BYU - Utah rivalry has probably taken a good five years off of my life expectancy. Too many games have come down to late touchdown drives, last-second field goals or tosses into the end zone. The series has been so back and forth in the last ten years, and it seems like every game goes down to the wire. The 2006 Answered Prayer and 2007 4th-and-18 games are perfect examples of this, but let's not forget the 2000 and 2001 games, as they were both decided by late come-from-behind touchdowns by the Cougars. Games have been decided by field goals, made and missed off the upright. Each time the game comes down to last-minute heroics, I swear the nerves and anxiety are eating away at my golden years. We have been fortunate enough to have won the last two nail biters; I'd hate to have been on the other end, considering the stress and pressure I felt during our victories. Sometimes it might be easier to lose badly than to lose a heartbreaker by a point or two.

The evenness of this rivalry is one thing, however, that makes me hopeful for this year's game. The Utes are favored by the Vegas odds makers as well as by most of the media. The only reason I can fathom for this is that their defense has played better and they beat TCU. While I happen to think that TCU beat TCU that game, it was a big victory for the Utes. However, I have yet to be really impressed with their play this season. They may have a stronger defense, but they do not have a stronger offense, and the biggest indication of that comes at the quarterback position. I will take BYU's Max Hall any day of the week in any possible situation over Utah's Brian Johnson. In my mind, it's no contest as to who the better quarterback is.

As I was saying before, the fact that this game always seems to come down to the wire makes me optimistic because that would seem to negate Utah's supposed superiority. Anything can and probably will happen. I hope that the Cougars will thrive as the underdogs, that they will play with heightened emotion and increased execution against the Utes. Utah has everything to lose, and one would think that the pressure would weigh down on them in some degree. They could potentially lose their chance to be the only team to bust the BCS twice. Fear of failure will get to some of those players, no matter what any of the players or coaches might say in public. They want the BCS game and the glory, and BYU just wants to win this game. With no clear outlook on where we will go bowling, it is impossible for us to overlook the Utes. And I think that works very much in our favor going into Saturday's game.

BYU Football Memory #2:
The golden age of BYU football (1983-1991 or thereabouts) took place during my infancy and childhood, and, subsequently, I was too young to partake of much of the goodness, including the 1984 National Championship. I was, however, old enough to at least watch Detmer during his time. The first great BYU team I really connected with was the 1996 team that ended up 14-1. It wasn't until 2001 that another BYU team really rivaled the past greats, and the 2001 Holy War went down as one of the best games in the rivalry, if you're a Cougar fan that is. I watched the game with my friend, Chris Wilding, also a big Cougar fan. I watched each game that year with eager anticipation because I was a high school senior planning on attending BYU and the football games the very next season, and the 2001 season got me incredibly excited to enroll at BYU. I believe I attended two, perhaps three, home games that season and watched the Cougars destroy teams with their incredibly high-powered offense. Anyway, I was watching the Utah game with Chris Wilding, and things weren't going well for the Cougars. But in a very similar manner to the year before, BYU managed to put together a last-minute drive to win the game. (The Cougs actually scored two TDs in the final 4 minutes of the game to win). Luke Staley took an option pitch from Brandon Doman and went down the sideline thirty yards untouched into the end zone. It was a spectacular play, one that I will never forget. I remember basically exploding when he scored. It was great. Definitely one of BYU's greatest football moments. You can watch highlights of the end of the game here.

Monday, November 17, 2008

True Blue Week: Day the First

Today marks the beginning of one of the most important weeks of the year, and it's all leading up to Saturday and the BYU - Utah football game. Things are normally crazy pertaining to this game, but this is no normal year. This year's game finds the teams at a combined record of 21-1, with the only loss coming when TCU thumped my Cougs. Never before has so much been on the line when these two teams have played - although one may argue that BYU had more on the line in 1984 when we were undefeated and on our way to the National Championship. If Utah wins, it will essentially lock up a BCS bowl; should BYU win, things could get very interesting. We would need Boise State to lose one of its last two games to potentially receive a BCS at-large bid, and that isn't looking to be too likely. We can still hope no. Anyhow, the BYU - Utah game is going to be nuts. I'll write more about it as the week goes on. In honor of this week, the biggest week for any Cougar or Ute fan, I am going to write a post each day this week leading up to the game. In these posts I will share some thoughts regarding the game, as well as some of my favorite BYU football memories. I am already way too pumped for the game. Shame on the doubting Cougar fans out there who are giving in to the incorrect assumption of Utah's superiority. Now, more than ever, is the time to believe in our team. Yeah, it's gonna be a good week.

BYU football memory #1:
I'm not sure when I went to my first BYU football game. Both my parents attended BYU, and my father has always been an avid BYU football fan. (It's a shame he missed the beginning of BYU's football greatness by a few years when he was a student here. I've been pretty fortunate to have attended during the rebirth of BYU football). Since my hometown of Vernal is only about three hours away from Provo and one set of grandparents lived in Utah County most of my life, my father would occasionally attend BYU football games and bring my siblings and me. Like I said, I don't have a clear recollection of when I attended my first game. I do have a memory of one game when I was pretty young, but whether that was my first or not. It was, at least in my memory, a game against UTEP. It must have been quite early in the season because it was extremely hot. We were sitting either on the second to last or very last row. I don't remember who won the game; all I really remember is the heat - probably because someone got heat stroke or exhaustion or something and there was commotion as the person was taken care of. Not much of a football memory persay, but it is my earliest BYU football memory and I like to think that braving the heat that day helped lay the foundation for the dedication and devotion to the Cougars that would come to fruition later in my life.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Right-Wing Melodrama

WARNING: this blog is political in nature. If you cannot handle politics with calmness and civility at this time, I command you to leave my blog immediately. Go to your room and put yourself in timeout until you can play nicely with all the other kids.

After my two-year hiatus in Brazil ended in late-July of 2005, away from the "real" world and all the complexities of a postmodern existence, I returned to my beloved homeland. Shortly thereafter, I stated publicly (however small my public may have been) that the Democratic party would retake the White House in 2008 as long as they put forth a candidate that could appeal to moderates and independent voters. I had absolutely no idea who that candidate might be, but I was fairly confident in my prognosis.

My little statement came true yesterday, but in a way that I hadn't imagined at that time. Yes, I supported Barack Obama. That's probably not that surprising if you've ever discussed politics with me. I've not been a big fan of the Bush administration for some time, and I frequently found myself disagreeing with its policies and political tactics. But I didn't support Obama merely to spite the GOP; I believed him to be the best candidate running for president. I found it a refreshing change to listen to a skilled orator, and his speeches often left me energized and reminded of the true spirit of America. I even donated $5 to his campaign when I visited the tent they had set up at Lollapalooza. Oddly enough, McCain didn't have any presence there. Guess he's not a rock and/or roller.

I remember vividly an experience I had the night Obama accepted the Democratic presidential nomination. A cousin of mine had gotten married that day and was holding a wedding reception up in Farmington, Utah. I made the drive, met up with my parents as well as my sister and future brother-in-law who had both flown in from Wisconsin the night before. After the reception, I was driving southward on I-15 through Salt Lake County. There is a stretch of road near downtown SLC in which my iPod FM transmitter receives too much interference from local radio stations. I was forced to pause my iPod and switch to normal radio for a few minutes. The nearest station happened to be NPR, and it was then that I remembered about the convention. Obama was already near the end of his remarks, but I quickly became an enthralled listener. As he closed with powerful words about our need to remember our American responsibility, chills coursed through my body. I don't think a politician's words have ever had such an effect on me as Obama's words that night. It was something I won't soon forget. The speech soon ended, and I returned to my iPod's playlist and finished the drive home.

I was not surprised to see Obama win. He had too much momentum going into the election. The polls predicting his victory were accurate, though I was somewhat surprised by how handily he won. What did surprise me was the fact that some people seemed surprised that he won, and by some people, I mean right-wingers. I don't really go around discussing politics with random people so I never really grasped how red many people were until I heard them discussing the ongoing results of the election. They spoke so openly against Obama and seemed to assume that everyone else around them felt similarly; I kept my mouth shut many times when I wanted to offer rebuttal, and that was probably a wise move on my part. Evidence: I'm still alive.

So I listened in silence as these very right-wing people denigrated and vilified (oooh, big words) Barack Obama and the people voting for him. Then it was over. Obama was declared the president-elect of the United States, by a wide margin, and everything came crashing down for the right-wingers.

I feel like I should mention that I have nothing inherently against the right-wing, but their reaction to yesterday's election was both terribly entertaining and somewhat disconcerting.

I decided early in the evening that I'd best stay out of people's hair, especially once it became obvious that Obama was going to win. That meant that I spent a lot of time in my room, and that meant spending a good amount of time on my computer. I loaded my Facebook and was instantly amazed at the status updates I saw. Here are a few of them (names will be changed):

"X is in a state of misery."

"Gomer Pyle is worried about the future of his great country."

"Darth Vader is sorely disappointed in the wicked choices which the people of the USA are making on this day."

"Screech thinks we should all move to Texas and succeed (sic)." I think that was meant to say secede - maybe not.

"Rollie Finger's mustache is afraid that all the terrorists in the world are jumping for joy right now - the American people just made their (the terrorist's) quest easier."

"The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince says: "Welcome to the USSA (United Socialist States of America)! Thanks Obama."

"George Bush's imaginary friend is sickened by the idea of a nation completely overrun and dominated by Democrats."

These are just a few of the expressions of rage, fear, and disgust that filled Facebook last night and today. It's obvious there are a lot of sore losers out there.

Those of you in Utah County know that it was rainy/snowy here yesterday. At one point last night, I remarked, "Maybe the rain is really just right-wing tears." I think only two out of the three people who heard it (excluding myself) appreciated the remark. You can't please everyone all the time, I suppose.

Okay, I've shared how I was entertained by the right-wing reactions. Now I must express my frustration with those reactions.

Can anyone truly say that they believe the last 8 years to have been progressive in any possible way? Have we achieved anything great? There was a brief moment following September 11th in which the country came together and united to help one another, and I think that is something we can all be proud of. But it wasn't long before those feelings of patriotism and concern for our fellow Americans were exploited for political purposes. They were used by the Bush administration to get us into an unwise conflict in Iraq; let's not forget the blatant deception of going into Iraq under the pretense of seizing their weapons of mass destruction (they were hidden very, very well). So we got into a conflict we were absolutely unprepared for. The administration had no plans for a successful long term occupation and showed zero understanding of the Iraqi people and their dire, fragmented political situation.

On the home front, civil liberties were tossed to the wayside. The administration believed they could disregard the Constitution and a little something called the Bill of Rights in the name of national security. American citizens were secretly spied on (there goes the 4th amendment). Detainees were held at Guantanamo Bay without formal charges being pressed against them; they were denied due process, and in the long years since the detention camp was opened in 2002, only a very small percentage of the detainees have received a trial. So we've got the 5th and 6th amendments down the tube. Don't tell me that they have no rights as they are not American citizens - do we truly believe that "all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights?" Then there was the revelation of torture techniques employed by the military. Sounds like cruel and unusual punishment to me; there goes the 8th amendment. That's 40% of the Bill of Rights the Bush administration has carelessly tossed aside, not to mention a little something called Habeas Corpus, oh yeah, and the Geneva Convention.

Another casualty of the past eight years: the concept of the loyal opposition. You know, the idea that we can disagree about policies and legislation while still remaining loyal to the nation. After 9/11, anyone who dared to openly speak out against the administration had their loyalty questioned. Dissent was equated with treason. Patriotism became nothing more than blind loyalty to the powers that be and their decisions, which, of course, were never wrong. There could be no loyal opposition because opposition was seen as inherently disloyal, and this cannot happen if a democracy is to remain healthy and vital.

There was the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina, the poor medical treatment given to our injured soldiers and 9/11 rescue workers, the current economic debacle, and numerous cases of corruption amongst government officials.

With all of this in mind, I once again ask, "Have the last 8 years really been that good? I mean, for people besides munitions manufacturers, CEOs, and Big Oil? Have all these people around me been receiving some secret goodness (kickbacks from Big Oil?) that I have not? I have seen the world's regard of America drop lower and lower, and I have witnessed this personally in Brazil. Please, someone show me the progress America has made in the last eight years.

I am unaffiliated with any political party, and I try to remain open minded when it comes to politics, knowing that neither side is always right or wrong, but it's been difficult for me to get behind the GOP at any point. I have not felt like the administration cared for my interests or wanted to hear my political voice. It was entirely self-interested and failed to preserve what this nation ought to stand for.

Now right-wing friends, please refrain from your Chicken Little routine. Things aren't so great for America right now; the sky has been falling for some time. A majority of the American people has shown that fear tactics and hate mongering will no longer be tolerated in the political sphere. Words like hope and change motivated never before seen numbers to get out and vote. It must be weird and frightening to observe masses of new voters (especially younger voters and minorities) that usually remain apathetic and don't vote to exercise their fundamental democratic right.

Here's part of a conversation that took place between my main-man Justin and I via text messages this morning that will hopefully illustrate just how stupid and ignorant the attacks against Obama are. This is not intended to offend anyone with its irreverence; we were merely attempting to highlight the absurdity of many of the attacks employed against Obama.


Me: the world didn't come to an end overnight when obama was declared the inner of the election. i don't know what to do!

Justin: Oh that's because i think we all have to suffer first and sacrifice some body parts and then wander aimlessly around the desert. Then the world will end, i think.

Me: but I thought if he won we'd all turn into socialists and be freely attacked by his muslim terrorist bff's. and we'd all get gay marriages and abortions.

Justin: I am having a gay marriage later today and an abortion is in the works. I think he is not even human, i bet he is a cyborg...a muslim cyborg. I heart socialism.

Me: could a muslim cyborg get me twenty virgins? how much of my soul would i have to sell for that? bow before obamatron.

The world has not ended, nor has the Apocalypse arrived, and I'm pretty sure that Obamatron is just something I made up. Go ahead and move to Canada if you're so afraid to stay in America - though you might not like the socialism you'll find there. Stock up on guns because Obama is somehow going to suddenly repeal the 2nd amendment. One man or woman cannot change much, even if they are the president. They make up the Executive Branch, not the Legislative Branch. Sure, he can sponsor and support pieces of legislation, but he cannot do anything that you seem so afraid of on his own. There's a thing called checks and balances, and I'm optimistic that it is returning to our democratic processes. Obama is not the anti-Christ. He is not Muslim (why would that matter anyway?) nor is he a terrorist. Don't distrust him because he talks real good English. Believe it or not, but America has had a long history of skilled orators as president; in fact, that used to be one of the most important factors in an election.

I don't know what will happen in the next four years. Obama is inheriting a tremendous mess and will likely find resolving all of our nation's immediate problems difficult, but I am confident that the American people have made the correct choice. Our nation has always seemed to elect the right person at the right time during critical moments in our history. Lincoln, FDR, Kennedy, etc. I hope that the next few years will show that we have done so once more.

I support and applaud our president-elect and hope that we, as American citizens, will do our part to resolve our nation's problems throughout the next four years. Here is to change, progress, hope, and our American responsibility and privileges.

And honestly, people. Get a grip. Lose the melodrama. Life goes on as it always has and always will. Be careful how quickly you defame some one's character and abandon charity and courtesy.

This concludes the most political blog I've written. Congratulations if you have read it all. Please, if you feel like posting and telling me how stupid and evil I am, don't waste your time. If you do have something constructive to say, then feel free to leave a comment. I welcome open and civil discourse.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Many thanks to my main-man Justin for making me aware of this.

For those of you afraid of hyperlinks, the low down is this: Harmonix, the company behind the awesome Rock Band video game franchise, is going to develop a Beatles Rock Band game (though it won't be called Rock Band). This is pretty fantastic news. The game will follow the group's development through their boy-band beginnings to their more experimental and musically groundbreaking stages.

I've been listening to the Beatles since my childhood when I use to pop in my dad's cassette of Abbey Road. It's not surprising that listening to one of the greatest albums of all time had an effect on me. I may have not regarded that album has highly as I do now and really only loved a few songs back then ("Maxwell's Silver Hammer" and "Octopus's Garden"), a love for the fab four's music was planted deep within me. I got more into their music as an adolescent, receiving a copy of The Magical Mystery Tour on cassette, then later the first double-disc Anthology set. I watched the entire Anthology television production when it aired, then later on VHS. My friend Devin Anderson and I became huge fans and would discuss and listen to the music together. Through it all, I became convinced, as I remain today, that the Beatles are the greatest band of all-time.

So yeah, I'm pretty excited they're making this game. The article states that they are looking to implement some new features unique to this game, and that makes me excited for the possibilities. Could they be looking for ways to include some of the "weirder" songs that use non-conventional rock instruments? Are they looking to make harmonies an important part of the singing, something the Beatles were always known for? I really hope they can improve the existing rhythm game fundamentals and push the envelope for this monumental game.

I'm going to follow Justin's example and list some of the songs I hope to see in this game:

A Hard Day's Night
No Reply
Ticket to Ride
Eleanor Rigby
Yesterday
Taxman
Lady Madonna
For No One
Paperback Writer
Getting Better
Good Morning Good Morning
A Day in the Life
I am the Walrus
Hello Goodbye
Penny Lane
Baby You're a Rich Man
Dear Prudence
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Martha My Dear
Blackbird
Helter Skelter
Come Together
Something
Oh! Darling
I Want You (She's So Heavy)
Get Back
I Me Mine
Don't Let Me Down
Hey Jude
and the entire Abbey Road side B medley

Believe it or not, that's the abridged version of my list. I really don't want to have to wait until Christmas '09 for this game, but I guess I'll find a way to make it.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

I had a dream. An odd dream.

I had an odd dream the other day. Some of you might enjoy this more than others.

I was walking around a commercial district that appeared like the pedestrian plazas found downtown in Brazilian cities. Shops of every variety would line both sides of the streets limited to pedestrian traffic only. I was in such an area, but there really weren't a lot of people nearby. I don't think I ever took notice of being in Brazil, so I'm pretty certain that I wasn't. Just a familiar setting transported to a different continent in my brain.

I finally went into a store, and it turned out to be a record store and, as I would find out later in the dream, a used bookstore as well. This wasn't just any record store selling CDs and whatnot; from what I could tell, the selection was entirely made up of vinyl records. Also of note, and this is why the dream really stood out in my mind when I awoke, the store was owned and operated by Barack Obama. I ended up purchasing two classic Beatles albums, Rubber Soul and Revolver, albums I would definitely purchase if I came across them in vinyl format. I took my albums and left the store.

I later returned to the store, and this is when I noticed that it was also a used bookstore. I bought a couple books, but I don't think I ever read the titles. The dream ended soon after that because I had to get up and clean for my cleaning check.

I don't know if the dream means anything. I suspect that it doesn't, that it was pretty much entirely random, but I still find it interesting and unique. Take it for what you will. If you want to venture an interpretation, feel free to leave a comment. I'm actually hoping someone will try their hand at an interpretation. It could be very funny.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I work hard for the money.

I don't usually blog much about my work (other than the frustrations of red lights during my commute), but some cool stuff went down today that I thought I'd write about.

I really didn't know what I would be getting myself into when I applied for and accepted a position with the Generations Network, parent company of Ancestry.com for anyone who wants to know. All I knew was that the wage was better than I had expected, and I'd be working the hours I wanted (9-5, Monday to Friday) leaving my nights and weekends free. I later came to learn about all the benefits that came with the position (paid holidays, laidback atmosphere, great co-workers, donuts and bagels every Thursday morning, etc). I feel lucky to have ended up where I did because I probably would have accepted pretty much any job offer - though I did turn one down that didn't offer me enough incentive to take it.

So the past five weeks at work have been somewhat tedious. We'd been working on a very large project, and I had been doing exactly the same thing eight hours a day, five days a week, for five weeks. We finally finished yesterday and were able to hand off the project and meet the deadline. Today we had a meeting with our entire department, the management and employees for the three teams (including my own). In the meeting we reviewed the work done in October and how each of the three teams fared. Two of the three teams were able to complete all of the projects they committed to at the beginning of the month. I was happy to see that the Assembly team (my team) was one of those. Then they announced that we were the team of the month because of the work we had done, and we were awarded the golden chalice (a big shiny cup/trophy thing). It was cool and it felt good to be recognized for our efforts.

Then we spent the rest of the day working on decorating our office for the company Halloween party tomorrow. I'm pretty excited for the party - it's going to last most of the day - and we've got a pretty cool theme going with our decorations and costumes. Maybe I'll post some pictures in the near future.

I like working for a company that cares about its employees. Sadly, I can't say that I ever felt that way when I was employed by BYU. That's all.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

"Every win on this [blog]'s hard won." - paraphrasing the Wrens

I know I haven't written about Gremlins yet, but I just wanted to share something.

After last week's devastation that shall not be named, I've been forced to do some self-evaluation and introspection. Really, I have. I've seen things in a clearer perspective and been able to better prioritize my time, though I'm still not where I know I should be in most regards. I am doing better this week, trying to minimize time wasted. Anyway, what I wanted to get at was that in the days following the tragedy, I returned to the artists and bands that form the bedrock of my musical tastes. Bands like the Dismemberment Plan, the Wrens, Hum, Radiohead, etc. Sunday night I felt like hitting the open road so I jumped in my car and took a nice long drive. I put on the Wrens' album Meadowlands, a really sad yet rocking work about the struggles of relationships and creating art and pain and joy, and it was cathartic and invigorating all at once. It was exactly what I needed.

Maybe something good can come out of that terrible heartbreak that I refuse to speak about openly. Maybe.

I Love Your Blog Award!

Preface: being blog-tagged reminds me of those email surveys people used to send to their friends back when the internet was still a relatively new mainstream phenomenon. I just can't help feeling like a teenager again whenever I do these things.

1. Where is your cell phone? on my desk, about a foot from where I sit.
2. Where is your significant other? hopefully not too far away.
3. Your hair color? brown
4. Your mother? a saint
5. Your father? the epitome of quiet dignity, smart and humble
6. Your favorite thing? life (mainly people) or Slurpees
7. Your dream last night? I don't remember it.
8. Your dream/goal? create the art I feel the need to create
9. The room you're in? bedroom
10. Your hobby? literature/music/film (though hobby doesn't seem strong enough)
11. Your fear? failing at life or being consumed by gigantic waves in the middle of the ocean
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? a published author with a family
13. Where were you last night? playing intramural soccer and kicking it at Sparks
14. What you're not? a ladies man
15. One of your wish-list items? a new MacBook
16. Where you grew up? Vernal, UT
17. The last thing you ate? corn dogs and an apple
18. What are you wearing? awesome old-school slacks I got at DI last week
19. Your TV? on loan to an apartment that didn't have one
20. Your pet? dogs...i love them all.
21. Your computer? a cheap Dell desktop full of rocking tunes
22. Your mood? calm
23. Missing someone? distant friends I don't see nearly enough
24. Your car? "I drive a Dodge Stratus!"
25. Something you're not wearing? a coat or similar cold-weather item
26. Favorite store? Best Buy or Borders
27. Your summer? lots of good time with friends
28. Love someone? yes, please
29. Your favorite color? blue
30. When is the last time you laughed? not long ago at all
31. Last time you cried? not sure...but I probably will soon when I reach the end of Cormac McCarthy's novel The Road. That book is soul-crushingly sad with just a pinch of hope and light at the end. It really is a brilliant book.

I hereby bestow this award upon: Justin, Gus, and Jeff.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Too Good to Not Write About

Every once in a while I come across something and know instantly that I must write about it. Somethings are just too good to not write about. Here are two of them:

1. On Thursday, October 17th, I was able to make the drive from my apartment just off 9th East in Provo to my place of employment near the Riverwoods shopping complex in north Provo without hitting a single red light or coming to a complete stop. Remember back to an earlier post in which I cried wolf about a conspiracy theory because I seem to hit every single red light along this drive. I nearly cried tears of joy for how perfect my transit was that morning. It was indeed a thing of beauty, probably not to be replicated anytime in the near future.

2. I was recently browsing some films on Netflix. I frequently add new films to my queue, reorder the queue to suit my particular moods and whims, and just read up about some of the countless films I've yet to see. In this instance I happened to be looking at George Romero's Night of the Living Dead, the 1968 apocalyptic zombie film. Netflix has a feature which allows its patrons, especially parents, to access information regarding a film's content, allowing them to make wise, informed decisions regarding the films their children see. I clicked on the link for Night of the Living Dead, wanting to see if I could show this film to a group of people, some of whom might be sensitive to certain things. The parental information discusses the violence (it is a zombie movie), the surprising lack of inappropriate language, the social behavior of the characters, and makes note of the film's positive portrayal of the African-American protagonist. Then, under the heading of "Commercialism," appears the following:
"At least these fleash-eating zombies don't sell out."
I laughed out loud when I read this little gem. It warms my soul that the person writing the parental information for this film had a sense of humor.

I find joy in the most surprising places sometimes.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Tag

So I got tagged by Jessie last week and have finally gotten around to it.  Here we go:

Eight TV Shows I Love To Watch:

  1. The Office (yessshh)
  2. Arrested Development (too clever for its own good)
  3. 30 Rock (has overtaken the Office as the funniest comedy on television)
  4. 24 (as ludicrous as the plot gets, Jack Bauer is still the man)
  5. Lost (I enjoy it but don't bother to try and unravel the show's mysteries)
  6. Friday Night Lights (criminally neglected show - derived from a good movie and great book of the same name)
  7. BYU football (technically not a show, but who cares?)
  8. Sportscenter

Eight Restaurants I Love:

  1. Tucanos (para matar a saudade)
  2. Carl's Jr. (the western bacon cheeseburger is all I need)
  3. The Lotus Garden (good Chinese buffet on Center Street in Provo)
  4. Golden Corral (favorite place to eat as a skinny and ravenous child)
  5. Rodizio de pizza in Ribeirao Preto, Brazil (think Tucanos but with pizza)
  6. Wienerschnitzel (chili cheese on everything)
  7. The Olive Garden
  8. Lon’s Cooking Shack (southern style barbeque goodness)

Eight things I am doing (did) today:

  1. Work
  2. Ate a delicious barbeque bacon cheeseburger for lunch
  3. Blogging
  4. Read some more of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road
  5. Order Seasons One and Two of 30 Rock
  6. Watch highlights from the 2006 and 2007 BYU-TCU football games
  7. Play NCAA 2009 on the Xbox 360
  8. Watch the latest episode of Heroes online

Eight Things I Am Looking Forward To:

  1. the BYU-TCU football game tomorrow evening
  2. Halloween
  3. my little sister’s wedding in December
  4. Thanksgiving
  5. producing some good creative writing
  6. becoming a menace to society
  7. unbecoming a menace to society
  8. figuring out future plans

Eight Things I Love About The Summer:

  1. warm nights
  2. lack of some responsibilities
  3. road trips
  4. spontaneous adventures
  5. swimming
  6. more time to make/hang out with friends
  7. frolicking in the outdoors
  8. Slurpees (year-round with me) 

Eight Olympic Events I Wanted To See and Did:

  1. swimming
  2. men’s basketball
  3. men’s soccer
  4. men’s and women’s indoor volleyball
  5. men’s and women’s beach volleyball
  6. track and field sprinting events
  7. some gymnastics
  8. pole vault

Eight Things On My Wish List....

  1. a significant other
  2. a MacBook
  3. a new external hard drive
  4. to go far in the intramural soccer tournament
  5. a BCS bowl game for BYU
  6. to publish something and make some money
  7. a clear understanding of what I need to do in the immediate future
  8. for lists to be kept to 5 items and not 8

Recent Reading Progress:

  • Quotidiana - Patrick Madden
  • How to Be Alone - Jonathan Franzen
  • The Corrections - Jonathan Franzen
  • Lamentations of the Father - Ian Frazier
  • Coyote v. Acme - Ian Frazier
  • Songbook - Nick Hornby
  • Love is a Mixtape - Rob Sheffield

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