Highlight of the Night

Girl Talk was pretty fantastic and the whole night was a lot of fun, but the highlight of the day was Paige calling Jared "Goat-Boy." At first, there was confusion as to why she was calling him that, but eventually she explained that it was because of his goatee. There was much laughter.

After the concert we started talking about how we should make a movie about a guy whose friends start calling him "Goat-Boy" and eventually he becomes an actual goat.

It was a lot funnier than it sounds. You kind of had to be there.

In anticipation of seeing Girl Talk tonight...

this is how I feel.

Yeah...

You know what I'm

sick and tired of?

I'm sick and tired

of having to eke my way

through life.

I'm sick and tired

of bein' a

nobody.

But most of all...

I'm sick

and tired

of havin'

nobody.

My Labor of Love for America

Here's what I did the past few days to demonstrate my love for the greatest nation on Earth.

The first (and most basic):

Later, after creating most of the pictures included below, I decided I needed a more intense picture for myself:

Here's the picture where I surprised myself with my use of Photoshop. Behold, General Whitney Jones-ington:

Here's Paige Jones, transplanted from the canals of Venice to the harbor of New York:

The wonderful Melia Fonoimoana taking the Labor Day parade to Mt. Rushmore for Independence Day:

Kiss front-woman Megan Rogers rocking out with the original American band:

Matthew Melville strolling with President John Adams on the White House lawn:

The mohawked-2nd Amendment avenger Jake Glazier:

The courageous Elyse Hawks braving the elements as she watches General Washington's historic river crossing from the banks of the Delaware River:

As American as they get, the illustrious Dave Horan:

Captain America Lauren Bytheway:

An Elder's Quorum president (Kevin Firl) riding a giant eagle adorned with a semi-transparent American flag is an Elder's Quorum president I will follow:

Jeremy Jensen, defying the redcoats to his very last moment:

Do not mess with Jared Davis...ever:

Possibly my masterpiece, the greatest thing I may ever produce in my lifetime. I present the Professor, Mr. Jake DeArton, defying the head of the British Empire, King George III:

America the Beautiful, am I right or am I right?